Posted 53 minutes ago

omgtsn:

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YOU KNOW I DON’T THINK THIS IS HOW THE SONG GOES

(Source: omgtsn)

Posted 2 hours ago

methhomework:

why does dora’s parents allow their 6 year old daughter to run around the forest in a crop top and play with wild animals

Posted 6 hours ago
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deathbedscene:

having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

Posted 11 hours ago
huffledpuff:


sasha strikes again

wHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

huffledpuff:

sasha strikes again

wHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

Posted 13 hours ago

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

Posted 15 hours ago
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batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

Posted 19 hours ago

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

Posted 21 hours ago

deardeerling:

do you ever just use an emoticon or phrase ONCE and then all of a sudden it makes up 99% of your daily vocabulary

Posted 23 hours ago

starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

Posted 1 day ago

meladoodle:

autodumb:

boys hands are VERY important to me

i imagine theyre pretty important to them too

(Source: jealousgf)